Broken Bottle Alley

“Look, little Sissy wet his pants!”

Kenny garnered laughs from the rest of his entourage as Steven, two years younger and small for his age, crab-walked away from the group after being shoved to the ground. He hadn’t really wet his pants, but had landed in a mud puddle big enough to wet them for him.

This was the third or fourth time this week, maybe the tenth time this month Kenny had decided to pick on him, and by his calculations, twice as many times as his friend Elliott. Steven figured it was because he wore glasses and read books and was smarter than them. So far, he hadn’t experienced any broken bones, just bruises to his body and further degradation of his social status. Come to think of it, he was already not-popular, so it'd be difficult to be more "not-popular."

“Don’t forget your books, Nerd!” said the pompous bully as he threw Steven’s backpack into the mud after thoughtfully opening it and shaking the contents out onto the ground.

Luckily, school was out, so Steven didn’t have to spend the whole day in soiled clothes. His Mom wouldn’t be able to bring him any new ones (she worked Monday through Thursday) and his dad would tell him to stick up for himself and teach Kenny a lesson.

The bullies took off to their next hell-raising mission leaving Steven to collect his things and walk home. Steven had always thought of school as a refuge, but lately it had been miserable, a place of fear. But what could he do? It wasn’t like he was going to gain forty pounds of muscle and beat Kenny’s ass. He probably couldn’t even beat Elliott’s ass.

As he walked home, he was certain he wouldn’t receive a second beating. Kenny liked to move on after one, save up for a good one tomorrow. 

The walk was about fifteen blocks. Steven, like most of the kids in the Shady Grove area, skirted around downtown, partly because their parents told them to, and partly because of the lore. 

Broken Bottle Alley was situated between Fourth and Fifth streets. The rows of brick buildings downtown were all adjoined, making for very long alleys behind them. But unlike the popular shops on First Street, as you got further back, to Fouth and Fifth and Sixth, the storefronts were abandoned. Broken Bottle Alley got its name from teenage kids who would drive by and throw empty bottles of pop, or beer, down the alley at the bad guys who supposedly lived there: murderers and rapers and other insane criminals. Besides having broken glass everywhere, the alley was dark and narrow. Less than eight feet wide. Even light was scared to go into that alley.

And the reputation was not just rumor. Police had found eleven people murdered in or near the Alley in the past five years. 

It was worth the extra ten minutes or so to avoid the area and stay on the tree-lined residential streets surrounding downtown.

---

Kenny was having a good day. After moving to this po-dunk town from Detroit, he had already made a name for himself. Back in the D, he was the one getting tossed, but here kids were naturally weaker and he was the alpha dogg. He had a crew that wanted to hang with him and listen to his tales of livin’ in the big city. 

He didn’t like that smart-ass Steven one bit. It’s like he knew shit, not just book shit. It’s like he saw through Kenny with those thick, black-rimmed glasses. And it was good to outweigh him by thirty pounds and push him around. Keeping Steven in line was vital to maintaining his new persona.

Kenny’s mom relocated to work at the shoe factory,and had picked up a second shift at Burger King most nights, which left a lot of free time to screw around and not do homework. He thought about getting that dick Steven to do his homework, but Kenny preferred to keep his relationship with Steven less professional.

Kenny asked his gang, “What’s there to do around this dump?”

“Dunno,” said this one dopey-looking white kid. “Sometimes we skate.” Others nodded.

“Yeah, I don’t do that.” Kenny never learned to skate and didn’t own a board.

“We could go down to the park and skip stones and just hang out,” said this other kid who was wearing an old-ass concert t-shirt he probably stole from his dad’s closet.

“Maaaaann…” Kenny was getting frustrated. "That’s BABY shit. What do the high school kids do for fun? And don’t tell me homework or volunteer work or some shit we don’t wanna do.”

A fat kid called T-bone, short for something worse, like Thomas or Theodore, said, “My older brother and his friends break bottles at Broken Bottle Alley.”

“Sounds like more skipping stones. This shit sounds lame.”

The other kids looked at each other. Kenny noticed. “What?”

T-bone continued, “Broken Bottle Alley is like one of the most dangerous places in the whole country. It’s haunted… a-and lots of people have died there.” The other kids shook their heads vigorously.

“Well, I’m not scared. In Detroit, we got hundreds of alleys full of drug dealers and gang bangers. Can’t be nothin’ like that. Let’s go check it out.”

None of the kids wanted to tell him no, so they made up excuses about feeding their dogs and sick Moms and fake errands they had to run. One by one they took off and Kenny was alone. This alley full of broken bottles sounded a little promising, but it would have to wait.

----

The weekend bell rang and Steven stayed at his desk while the rest of the kids blew out of the classroom and into the hall. Waiting Kenny out might be smart. Or was blending in with the crowd smart? Too late. Go with plan A.

He sat in class an extra hour, drawing pictures of superheroes. Steven wished he was a superhero. First thing he’d do was to kick Kenny’s ass, but then he would clean up the town, including Broken Bottle Alley. He thought people shouldn’t live in fear and if the police weren’t going to do it, someone should.

After peeking into the hall and not seeing anyone, he walked out the rear of the school. Kenny would be expecting him to exit out the front, closest to his house. He sprinted across the playground and into the neighborhood behind before turning toward his house. After five blocks, he figured he was home-free. No sign of Kenny... maybe they had gone on about their business.

He passed the park eight blocks down and was about to turn onto Sixteenth when he heard, “There he is! Get him!” And a flock of Kenny’s subordinates charged across the street. Steven didn’t even try to run.

T-bone grabbed Steven’s backpack and gave it to Kenny. “Doing some extra homework after school, Stevie?” Kenny looked through his folder and saw the drawings. “Superheroes don’t exist, dickhead. But Supervillians do.” And he punched Steven in the gut.

Steven fought back tears and held his stomach, which felt like it had ruptured. He said, “You’re just a bully. The real Supervillians are in Broken Bottle Alley. You should go and never come back.”

Kenny thought, twice in two days... this place sounds more and more dope. “Ya know... I’m gonna take your advice… let’s go... all of us.” Then to T-bone, “Where’d you say this place was?”

“Um, it’s between Fourth and Fifth Street, over by the Burger King, but about four blocks past.”

“Let’s go check it out. Unless you guys are too scared.”

Steven spoke up. “Give me my backpack.”

“’Give me my backpack, give me my backpack.’ The baby wants his backpack. I think I’ll take it with us.” And Kenny took off toward Burger King.

Steven did not want to go. He could tell his Mom he lost his backpack, but she would never believe him. Or tell her Kenny took it. But… if Dad found out he’d be mad at Steven for not standing up for himself. So he followed the other boys at a distance. Maybe after Kenny got murdered he’d get his backpack back from the police.

---

Kenny liked Burger King. The Whopper here tasted just like the Whopper in Detroit, which was one of the few things that was the same. And if he showed these kids he wasn’t afraid of their stupid babytown alley, he’d earn even more street cred. He turned to wave Steven’s backpack at him. “Come and get it, Sissy. It’ll be waitin’ for you in the alley.”

As they crossed over to the deteriorated downtown area from the BK at Fourth and Elm, the shadows were growing and most of the shopkeepers had already closed their doors for the night. A few vagrants hung around, slow-moving like zombies.

“Which way now?” Kenny called out.

“Um, it’s about three blocks ahead.” They were walking down Fourth Street, where even this close to Elm, the buildings were abandoned. Many of the store owners had moved to the new strip malls on the outskirts of town. There was talk of tearing down the “historic district” and replacing it with a park or a mall, but no one wanted to pay for it.

Steven lagged a block behind the bully gang, keeping sight of his backpack and already feeling dread. His Mom didn’t want him anywhere near this part of town. Not even to go to Burger King unless he was with an adult.

The boys with Kenny were also trying to be brave, but they were in unfamiliar territory. Never a reason to go into this area, just Kenny being macho and each one of them trying not to be the next Steven.

As the seven boys crossed Fillmore and then Green they were alone. Cars passed a few blocks away, but here, there were no people, not even bums. At the corner of Fourth and Hemingway, the pack stopped. Steven crossed the street, keeping his backpack still in sight.

“So where’s this scary alley at?” Kenny asked.

“Over there,” pointed the concert t-shirt kid.

It didn’t look like no alley Kenny ever saw... more like a crawlspace between two buildings. Kenny thought, nothing but rats would be in an alley like this.

He walked across Hemingway and over to the alley while the other kids hung back, half expecting something to jump out of the alley and eat Kenny. But nothing did. Kenny stopped at the edge of the alley and peered down the long, narrow corridor. He had trouble seeing, due to the heavy shadows, except for a sliver of light at the far end, a football-field away.

The alley was a little wider than what he thought from across the street. Maybe seven or eight feet across, so murderers could be down there… but nothing was moving, so probably not. The floor of the alley was littered with broken bottles... a shit-ton of them, more than he ever saw before. To the rest of the gang he shouted, “What’s the big deal? I’m gonna throw this dufus’s bag in the middle for the rats to eat.” Seeing Steven cross Hemingway, but still a block away, he called out, ”Hey, Dufus. Your bag’s goin’ into the Alley.”

---

As Kenny crossed over to the Alley, Steven’s first impulse was to turn around and go home. He could get another bag, and books... they had to have more books at school, just in case, right? But then he thought, time to break the cycle. Stand up to Kenny, get his backpack back. But that alley… those murders… He reasoned he could go further than the scaredy-cat gang who stopped at the corner across Fourth, so he crossed Hemingway, and was now on the same side as Kenny. Just Kenny and him.

Kenny was acting like he was going to throw the bag into the Alley. He swung it with exaggerated movements, like it was going to go really far, but he never let go. Steven didn’t realize he was walking, but he had already crossed Fourth and was headed up the sidewalk toward Kenny.

When he was only ten feet away, Kenny released Steven’s backpack and it sailed into the abyss.

Kenny showed his hands were now empty and shrugged, “What? Guess you’re gonna have to go get it.” He pointed to the alley with both fingers. “Unless you’re scared.”

At this point, Steven was more scared of getting murdered in the alley by Kenny than of anything already in there. Or beaten within an inch of his life and left to be murdered by someone else. But what Steven said shocked even himself. “You THREW it in there so you wouldn’t have to go in! YOU’RE the one who's scared!”

The boys across the street murmured, “Uh, oh,” and, “Oh, snap…”

“Yeah? You stupid shit. I’ll go in there right now and I’m gonna piss on your backpack in the middle of the alley and let the rats eat your stupid books and your stupid drawings.” And Kenny ran into the alley.

"Oh, Stee-vie…I got your boo-ooks…Come an’ get ‘em…” he taunted, all echoey, and Steven peered around the corner to see Kenny with his backpack only about twenty feet away. Then Kenny jogged further down the alley. But after about seven or eight steps, Kenny tripped on something and went down and shrieked like a little girl.

Kenny had put his hands out to brace his fall and sliced them open on broken glass. His palms were gushing blood, and had jagged shards in them, as well as in his knees and forearms.

Steven couldn’t see what happened, but did watch his backpack fall free, and thought he could dash around the howling Kenny, grab it, and escape. He ran toward Kenny and as he was almost by him, Kenny tripped Steven who went down and got his own dose of broken glass. Steven screamed bloody murder as his hands and knees were lacerated.

The gang across the street heard both boys’ cries start and end abruptly after entering the Alley and they didn’t wait to find out what it was. Obviously, they had been attacked, and perhaps fatally. They hightailed it down Fourth and ran home as fast as they could, saying things like, “What the hell was that?” and “I don’t know. Keep running.”

---

Kenny and Steven were both nursing their wounds. Kenny spoke first. “Thanks a lot you fuck, now I’m bleeding all over myself.”

Steven, always analytical, said, “Dude. You started it. I didn’t make you steal my backpack. Or run into this alley so we could both get cut up. I got at least ten of these glass pieces in me.”

“That all? Shit, man, I got twenty, and I can’t even see ‘em all in here. It’s dark as shit.”

After a minute, Steven pronounced, “Hey. At least there’s no monsters in here. Maybe we should tell those guys there were when we come out of here all bloody.” He showed his crimson palms and wiped some blood on his face.

Kenny thought about it. This kid was braver than any of those guys that were hanging with him. He started to nod. “Yeah... I guess we’re the monsters now…” and he made his hands into claws, half human and half glinting glass shards. "We can tell those dicks we fought off some attackers and this ain’t nothin’ compared to what them other guys got.”

Steven wasn’t sure what to say next. So he tried, “You gonna stop beating me up every day?”

“I dunno... I’ll think about it, but I guess you’re all right. Don’t tell anyone, or I’ll beat your face in. And your drawings... pretty sick... I used to draw superheroes in sixth, too. Let’s bounce. I really don’t like this place.”

---

Kenny and Steven, with backpack devoid of piss, walked back the way they came, stepping around the glass, best they could, toward the street ahead. Dusk had turned into darkness and the illumination from the street was a muted gray. At thirty yards from the entry, a figure appeared in the gray opening. A grown man, six feet, or taller, with what looked like a top hat and overcoat? Or was it a cape?

Kenny and Steven saw the man at the same time and stopped.

The man stepped into the alley, blocking all the light behind him. He started marching toward the kids. Arms outstretched, he touched the walls on both sides of the alley and picked up his pace. Dragging his fingertips of what? Metal? He made sparks as he strode toward the boys.

The boys, who were backing away, turned and ran toward Jackson St. at the other end of the alley, unfathomably far away. They were trying their best to not trip, but in the darkness of the alley the were blind. The screech of the half-man, half-monster’s fingertips grew louder. He was advancing on them. 

Just past the halfway point, a second figure appeared, looking much like the other and blocking their escape. He propelled himself toward the two boys with more speed than the first, not touching the alley floor, using only the walls.

The boys became transfixed, not knowing how to escape or which monster would devour them first. Their hearts were beating out of their chest as the two demons got closer and closer. They dropped to their knees in fear and shielded themselves with their bloody hands.

In the almost complete darkness, the second being overtook the boys and launched itself at the original supervillain. The boys were unable to breathe as the air filled with sulfur and smoke.

Kenny grabbed Steven's shirt and pulled him away from the battling men. They took flight toward what they hoped was Jackson Street, high-stepping through the glass. They emerged onto the street as the fight echoed after them.

Kenny shoved Steven in the direction of First street and said, 'Run!"

They passed Fourth, then Third, Second, and out of breath reached the corner of Jackson and First. A barber was closing his shop. A woman walked her dog across the street. They looked back, half expecting the monstrous men to be following, here, in the real world. Only an empty street. 

They turned back toward First. Past the dog walking lady was the Police station.

Steven asked. "Should we report it?"

"Dude, they'll never believe us. No one will ever believe us."

Steven agreed. "Think we're safe?"

"Yeah. I think those things can only live in the Alley." Kenny paused. "And, yeah, I'll leave you alone. We're good."

 



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