Julie was weeding her front yard, and noticed her 75 year old neighbor, Al, pulling his trashcans in from the curb. Both Julie and Al lived alone, except for their pets, and Al had the cutest tabby, which Julie just adored. “Hey, Al, I had a dream that while I was sleeping Albert was stroking my hair.” Al looked over at the attractive, middle-aged divorcee, with her beautiful light brown locks, and said, “Maybe he’s not getting it at home,” and rubbed his bald head. They both laughed. And as Al went inside, he fondly remembered last night, watching Albert paw Julie’s hair for 30 minutes, while staying safely hidden behind the slats of Julie’s closet door.